Mace Police
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US $4.99
Is it odd that I think that women always want to call the police on me or physically abuse me?
You see I've watched this show To Catch A Predator a million times. (Its about computer predators and how Chris Hanson catches them) And for some reason thats translated to my life quite seriously. I can't talk to girls at all I'm so paranoid that they'll call the police on me, mace me, tazer me, cut my limbs off and dip them in tar. Im not a computer predator either Im a college student and I want to be able to talk to women naturally. But its so fucking hard for me! (also is it weird that I wanted to bust this girls skull open with my bare hands?)
Yes...that is odd.
-Knowledge26
The Medieval Mace Police